I never want a 9-5/someone please hire me

I never want a 9-5 which is gonna happen no matter how much I don't want it. I hope. How messed up is that? I'm hoping for something I don't want. Damn you capitalism. I'm working on convincing my main squeeze to go into Sales and then she can just be my sugar momma. Once that fails, my next plan is to get a camera crew to listen to me rant all day. If I rant for 8 hours, there has got to be 23 minutes of quality in there somewhere. Boom. TV show. No 9-5. That's how it works, right? Right?!?!

1 comment:

  1. B, good idea to write a blog! You are for sure hilar. And don't be alarmed that I'm currently your only reader/fan (maybe besides AGS). I'm sure the minions will be strong soon. You should start thinking of a name for your groupies. Like Gaga has little monsters....B has ??????? Think about it. BAM.