Since today is the day of rapture

B: I want to compose a message that says these are all the reasons you should like me
  and then list all of the things
 C: OMG B THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A GOD
 B: #34. You say I am a god

Did you talk to some food about it?

B: what did she say at dinner?
 C: can't really remember
  I just remember being scared

But what if she only acted like she loves me

B: Naya Rivera is a good actress. And that's not influenced at all by the fact I would do dirty dirty things to her
 C: no actuallly i noticed she is a really good actress
  like stellar in that scene
  I want her to love you, B