My Top 5 Fictional Album Titles of 2010

1. Name that sample

2. I front loaded this album

3. I'm a smug bastard who sucks live (I think MGMT is planning to use that one)

4. You should have bought the single on iTunes

5. Westboro Baptist Church's Greatest Hits

Even though I don't think it could be called a freak lightning bolt when they were hiking on a mountain while it was raining

Talk about the saddest shit to happen ever. Don't ever criticize me for not wanting to hike again.

Cute Vomit

Happy birthday to everyone whose birthday is today! Or just one person...whatevs.