Since today is the day of rapture

B: I want to compose a message that says these are all the reasons you should like me

  and then list all of the things

 C: OMG B THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A GOD

 B: #34. You say I am a god

Did you talk to some food about it?

B: what did she say at dinner?

 C: can't really remember

  I just remember being scared

But what if she only acted like she loves me

B: Naya Rivera is a good actress. And that's not influenced at all by the fact I would do dirty dirty things to her

 C: no actuallly i noticed she is a really good actress

  like stellar in that scene

  I want her to love you, B

We need a new book then

B: I feel like such a fucking huge loser

 C: omg B WE ARE FINALLY ON THE SAME PAGE

Thanks Zuckerberg

C: REAL TALK

  WE HAVE PROBLEMS

  OMFG WE ARE STALKERS

  WE ARE NOT WINNING HERE

  shit

 B: lmao

  YOU SAW SOCIAL NETWORK

 THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO

  hot or not!

But I'm not pyschic

B: I'm watching That's So Raven
C: CAN WE PLEASE BE THE GAY VERSION OF RAVEN AND THE RED HEAD

It was last week

C: She's gotta get the crazy out. 6 months from now she will be embarrassed

B: Is it International Crazy Person Day?

     Did I miss it?